
- Yes, it still exists.
- No, it isn’t on any national television network that matters. (Good call NHL, going to Versus. Even better when Versus had the plug pulled by Directv. Closing down the season was a good move by comparison.)
- Wayne Gretzky doesn’t play anymore.....Neither does Mario Lemieux, Bobby Orr, Gordie Howe, or any of the players that you may have actually heard of.
- Someone will say, "you have to go to a game to appreciate it." I do? Why? I don't need to be in the stadium to enjoy a baseball game, an NFL or NBA game, or the Olympics. What makes hockey so special that I have to be there?
- No one will care.
- Players will both ‘muck and grind’ and ‘dump and chase’. Others will ‘take the body’ and ‘crash the net’. If someone gets really fired up they may ‘take liberties’. No one will know what any of this actually means.
- Columbus has a team. Seriously. I looked it up.
- ESPN will continue to bury NHL highlights between high school football and billiards highlights. They will still be too high in the rundown.
- Sidney Crosby will not in fact ‘save’ the NHL.
- Hockey fans will be offended by all of this. Even WNBA fans think that NHL fans take themselves too seriously.
This is what I know about hockey....it looks like a bunch of guys skating in circles, furiously chopping at the puck, hoping that by some random bounce the puck flies into the net. Even the most die hard sports fans I know don't watch hockey anymore. I would challenge anyone outside of Manitoba, Detroit or Cal-gary to name a player on the Nashville Predators or Atlanta Thrashers, and that includes people in Nashville and Atlanta.
Someone remind me when it’s June and round 14 of the playoffs gets underway. There’s nothing like a Game 7 in the Stanley Cup playoffs...just ask a hockey fan. Actually don’t, they may start talking hockey.