Lenny Dykstra Wants Your Money…Again #MLB
Who wouldn't give this man thier money?
Good news. Lenny Dykstra is here to offer more financial advice. Yes, that Lenny Dykstra.
Dykstra, who last summer declared bankruptcy with assets totaling roughly $50,000 and liabilities between $10 and $50 million, is back selling his stock picks.
The New York Daily News reports:
The site claims that Nails Investments has "140 wins / zero losses" and boasts that if you join now you can "begin making money tomorrow."
What are you waiting for? Send Lenny a check immediately. What could go wrong? So what if he is a pathological liar and despised by everyone who has ever done business with him? So what if he is being sued by former family members, this is your chance to get rich!
Don’t pay any attention to a report that Lenny may have squandered his own son’s signing bonus, those are just details. You can tell just by looking at the guy that Lenny Dykstra knows how to pick stocks.
Welcome back Lenny, you were missed.
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What's even worse is that his own son was not immune from unscrupulous business dealings. Cutter, Lenny's son, got a $737,000 signing bonus from the Brewers' organization and gave it to his father. Now there are questions being asked of Lenny as to the whereabouts of Cutter's money.
Lenny Dykstra was a jackass of a person on the field and, apparently, he even more of a jackass off it. If he'll steal/cheat from his own family, you know he won't think twice about stealing from someone who isn't releated to him.
How about the time he weaseled the stewardess's credit card to settle up for the flight? Who exactly is fooled by this guy? Have you heard him speak? He sounds like a slightly drunker Foster Brooks. Note to self: find more opportunities to reference Foster Brooks.
What's even worse is that his own son was not immune from unscrupulous business dealings. Cutter, Lenny's son, got a $737,000 signing bonus from the Brewers' organization and gave it to his father. Now there are questions being asked of Lenny as to the whereabouts of Cutter's money.
Lenny Dykstra was a jackass of a person on the field and, apparently, he even more of a jackass off it. If he'll steal/cheat from his own family, you know he won't think twice about stealing from someone who isn't releated to him.
How about the time he weaseled the stewardess's credit card to settle up for the flight? Who exactly is fooled by this guy? Have you heard him speak? He sounds like a slightly drunker Foster Brooks. Note to self: find more opportunities to reference Foster Brooks.