A cyclist walks into an airport. Goes up to the United Airlines counter to check in. The woman behind the desk says “Where you going today?” The cyclist says, “Switzerland.” The woman behind the desk says, “How many bags?” The cyclist says, “One.” The woman behind the desk says, “That’ll...

I was out at LA Live recently, in downtown Los Angeles, and saw people beginning to line up outside of the Nokia Theater to buy tickets for the upcoming Michael Jackson creep-fest. The usual collection of misfits and weirdos, decked out in their Thriller garb, their single sequined gloves, and stuffed...

A very dark day for baseball and music fans alike. The Colby Rasmus Girl, who recorded the defining song of a generation, ‘Fire Burning in the Outfield’, is no longer available on YouTube. Devastating. While ‘Fire Burning in the Outfield’ may sound like an infectious disease, it is simply the...

It’s an epidemic.  Another team has banned their players from Twitter with Texas Tech head coach Mike Leach dropping the hammer on his squad. If any coach would have been down with Twitter and social networking, you would have thought that Leach would be the guy.  This is the same guy that has been...

JaMarcus Russell is the least effective quarterback in the NFL, looks to be getting worse, is owed big money, and those are still not the biggest problems facing the most laughable franchise in the league. So, what’s worse than a 300-lb quarterback with marginal intelligence, mediocre work ethic, and an...